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A package of "Classy Rabbit" potting mix with a rabbit illustration and text stating "Chunky, Loose & Naturally Balanced." The packaging is white with pink accents and features a drawing of a rabbit with a monocle and bow tie.
Back of Classy Rabbit potting mix bag with sustainability message

Potting Mix

What’s in it: A blend of rabbit manure, pine bark, rice hulls, pumice, and other natural stuff
plants love.

Who’s it for: People with 6–8-inch pots or anyone who’s tired of bad soil. BTW, we’re here to make dead things alive, so if you’re not feeling up to altogether replacing that brand you like, you can easily mix our chunky blend into your shite soil.

Why you’ll like it: It’s chunky, loose, and naturally balanced—like your Uncle Gary’s beef stew.

Classy Rabbit houseplant food packaging featuring an illustrated rabbit in vintage clothing smoking a pipe.
Back view of a gardening product package with green top, featuring text about sustainability philosophy and instructions for use. Includes QR codes and company contact information.

SOIL CONDITIONER

The Deal: It’s ground rabbit manure and compost. No synthetic additives, ever.

How to Use: Toss it on your soil. Scratch it in. Water. Done.

Why It Works: Because soil needs nutrients and microbial life, and manure and
compost are packed with them. Revolutionary, isn’t it?

Used compost tea bag with wet ingredients inside.
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DRIPPY DIPPERS

The Fun Part: Rabbit manure, compost, yucca extract, dried molasses, comfrey leaves, nettle root, rosemary, and lavender in each bag.

How to Use: Steep in your watering can for 12 hours. Water. That’s it.

Why It Works: Splashy Rabbit replenishes nutrients for the microbial life already in your soil, helping plants grow naturally, healthier and stronger.

Text reading "A soil remediation-ish company that gives a crap."

We’re happy to admit that we didn’t spend much time trying to come up with an elaborate sales pitch. Maybe it's laziness. Maybe we’re unimaginative. Say what you want. The truth is, we’d rather be straightforward with you than hit you with some slick slogan that promises the moon but delivers a rock.

Our stuff works — That’s our sales pitch. We say this, not because we’re clever, but because nature is.

One of our earliest challenges was to create a line of products that weren’t redundant. Way harder than it sounds! Why? Because rabbit manure is already naturally loaded with the kind of broad-spectrum nutrients plants need. In other words, rabbit manure is so good, why mess with it? 

So, we keep it simple where it counts and smart where it matters.

In a world where so many companies seem to be trying to pull one over on you, we’re betting on something simple: people want to be dealt with honestly. You’re tired of the gimmicks, the fine print, and the overhyped promises that never quite measure up. We get it. And that’s why we don’t hide behind flashy labels or vague jargon.

Rather, we’ve created just enough products to complement each other, not flood you with a never-ending list of plant care applications. We don’t want to make 25 products, and frankly, you don’t need to buy that many. So, we’ll just roll along being honest with what we have—stuff that works from a company that isn’t interested in selling you more than you need.


Soil Remediation-ish (noun)
The act of making bad soil less sad using nature’s original fixer-upper kit: rabbit poop, compost, and a few other carbon-based miracles. Not quite a scientific process, not quite witchcraft—just enough microbial mojo to make your plants stop crying.

(Happily not FDA approved.)